An email message promoted from my email archives to my blog on the last day the 2004 Red Sox were world champions (10/26/05).
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:47:44 -0500
To: Joe [deleted]
From: "Erik J. Heels" [deleted]
That PS is hilarious!
>P.S. March 4, 2006, The Boston Globe.......
>MAYNARD MA. (AP) HEELS PICKS UP RAMIREZ OFF WAVERS.
>Eccentric intellectual property guru and billionaire Erik Heels has picked
>up off wavers the remaining three years and $60 million price tag on the
>contract of former Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez. Heels recently
>purchased and moved the now Lowell Expos with a fortune he massed by quietly
>registering a trademark for his subsidiary company "Right-Click Software"
>and then sued Microsoft a year later, citing hundreds of thousands of
>violations in their illegal use of the term throughout their literature.
>Heels looks forward to opening day with their new slugger, and expects to
>draw a fill house with his "Human Appreciation Night" promotion. "Bring the
>kids!", says Heels.