Dilbert (to Boss): We still have too many software faults. We’ll miss our ship date.
Boss (to Dilbert): Move the list of faults to the “future development” column and ship it.
Boss (thinking): 90% of this job is figuring out what to call stuff.
(2004-05-04) (http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20040504.html)
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